[Should we even go to their housewarming party?]
[A housewarming party for 2000 people, f**k lol]
[Even if you just give each guest a cup of water out of courtesy, you’d need like 20 water coolers lol]
[On the flip side, if everyone brings toilet paper as a housewarming gift, one room would be filled with toilet paper lol]
“Don’t come.”
We decided to check out the rest in person later and moved on to different content. Actually, I had some content already prepared, but it was taking time to download, so I needed something to do during that time.
“Hmm… let’s use this gap to do some counseling.”
[My worry is…]
[Don’t write it here, go to that board to post]
[F**k, who are you to tell me what to do]
[????]
[Sorry, anger management issues are my concern…]
This time, I made an additional rule allowing only one post per person, just in case. The last counseling session was absolute chaos. There were so many joke posts that viewers with real concerns got buried.
Still, I deliberately avoided clicking on titles that were obviously jokes. I only clicked on ones that seemed like genuine concerns.
***
[I’m seriously dying.]
I can’t quit smoking.
I consistently smoke 1-2 packs a day. I’ve gotten counseling and treatment at the health center, but nothing works…
[Comments]
– It seems like it’s become a habit. How about constantly sucking on a pacifier or your own nip*le since you can’t put a cigarette in your mouth?
ㄴ OP: What’s wrong with this crazy b**ch
– Have you tried e-cigarettes?
ㄴ OP: Tried it but ended up using both e-cigs and regular cigarettes, so I gave up
– Fight poison with poison. That’s why I boldly started drugs. With this method, I now use 30g of co*aine daily and became Asia’s drug lord. Hope this helps
ㄴ OP: What’s wrong with this guy seriously;
***
There were people who arrived before me to give advice, but they were all busy making fun of the original poster.
“Ah, but we can’t really solve this concern”
Quitting smoking is such a massive goal that it’s a staple New Year’s resolution for smokers, something they set as a year-long objective.
How could that be achieved with just a couple pieces of advice?
If it were that easy, there wouldn’t be people worried about quitting smoking.
It’s not for nothing that smoking cessation products are thriving.
That’s how hard it is to quit.
“Well… since those other people gave such excellent advice, let’s move on”
[??? Where’s the excellent advice? Telling them to suck their own ni*ple?]
[The OP seems to be seriously worried though lololol]
[The host is serious too, just stupid]
[Host’s Counseling Corner Special) Doesn’t actually solve concerns, basically just a concern-bragging content where you tell everyone about your worries]
“Honestly, that concern needs medical help”
***
[Been worried for a week]
Average guy with 100 million won VS Daeju with 100 million won debt
*Both deeply love me
Ah lol what should I choose
[Comments]
– Is this b**tch sick? lololol The result is obvious
ㄴ Obviously the 2nd one lmao
ㄴ ? Did you get 3 vaccine shots? Your mind seems to be going back and forth, it’s 100 million won debt??
ㄴ She says he loves me lololol That means Daeju would worry about not getting dumped by me every day, act cute, and sometimes wear s*xy clothes to seduce me lololol Oh f**k that’s hot
– Choose all you want, idiot lololol
– The fact that you’ve been worrying about this for a week shows you’re well-off
***
“*sigh*”
[Lololololol That sigh is warranted lololol]
[Being a streamer isn’t easy;;;]
[Sometimes you can see people who genuinely like Daeju lololol]
[Probably haven’t watched all the broadcasts. If you watch everything, Daeju is all over the place]
[For real, sometimes Daeju’s personality is kind of feminine lol]
From my perspective, you guys are more masculine.
Sometimes looking at the chat, I forget they’re women.
The advice counseling I started to kill time didn’t even get through a few posts before the game I had prepared finished downloading.
As soon as I launched the game, I heard that cheerful and cute music characteristic of the game that I hadn’t heard in a long time.
That game that students of my generation might not have played much, but definitely tried once or twice.
[Oh, Kartrider?]
[Brings back memories]
[I have rainbow gloves in this]
[These days having rainbow gloves means you’re a newbie lol]
[Really??]
Kartrider was the first and last racing game in my life.
It was also one of the few games I was good at.
It was such a long time ago, and I heard the game has changed a lot now, so I wasn’t confident, but the memory of my past practice remained, so maybe I could get back into it after a few rounds?
“Wow, how many years has it been?”
[Is this… ‘nostalgia’…?]
[What, am I the only one still playing Kartrider?]
[I play it on mobile lol but on PC I’m too busy with Genshin, right?]
[Isn’t Genshin a mobile game too?]
[Eh…?]
Even after years, the music from this waiting room still made my heart flutter.
Actually, the reason I chose this game today wasn’t just because I wanted to play it.
I opened up my prepared gambling board.
Of course, not real gambling, but pseudo-gambling.
I opened a gambling board where viewers bet viewing points rather than real money.
When watching the broadcast, viewers get points based on their viewing time, and they can bet these points in this pseudo-gambling, sort of like a voting content. I also created some things you can do with accumulated points.
Message highlighting and chatting in subscriber-only chat.
I’ve never done subscriber-only chat, but I made it in advance in case I ever do collaborations with other streamers or if the chat situation becomes hostile.
And emoticons are in preparation too.
As a novice streamer, I need to create a character setup, but this is unexpectedly embarrassing and hard to think about.
I’ll have to think about that later too.
Anyway, when the pseudo-gambling board opened, the response was better than expected.
The content was like this:
<Kartrider TOP 3 Possible/Impossible>
“For your reference, I used to play Kartrider quite a bit.”
[Oh lololol Going for a fan heart betting lol]
[When you see someone who’s good at games play other games, this usually doesn’t work out lol Impossible!]
[Betting should be against the odds right ah lol Possible lol]
[Personally I think Daeju is super possible so possible]
[?? You’re voting based on that?]
The voting status was 20%:80% with impossible taking the majority.
It hurt my pride a bit, but that’s even better.
When most people are underestimating me like this, what if I spectacularly take first place?
Just thinking about it made my shoulders bounce with excitement.
“Alright, I’m creating a room. By the way, for those who are too good, please balance your cars… you know what I mean?”
[There’s no such thing! Paying is also skill!]
[Wow f**k the world has changed a lot… paying money counts as skill?]
[Hey, you still need to match balance with Daeju’s car;; Please… I bet against the odds]
[That’s the bet you chose. Endure it with grit]
[F**k this I’m going in myself to make Daeju first place]
As soon as I created the room, viewers flooded in.
As announced, I kicked out all the good cars that were clearly two or three levels above me. I didn’t want to drive under the harassment of hardcore players from the start.
After kicking out a few times, the balance finally seemed right.
“I’ll make sure those who bet on me won’t regret it”
After making this confident declaration, the game began.
I chose a map called Kogakoro, which was known as the standard map since the old days. Anyone who played Kartrider even a little would have played this map, and honestly, even for me who played long ago, this map remained as clear in my mind as if it were drawn there.
- 2. 1.
At the tension-filled start, I made one small, very minor mistake.
“Ah, the start booster”
[Hey what are you doing?]
[Trust him! Trust him!!!]
[Those who bet against the odds have no right to curse at Daeju]
[I believed in you, Master Daeju ^^7]
“No, guys, it’s a minor mistake”
Maybe because I filtered out all the skilled players, the skill level of the remaining players didn’t look particularly outstanding even to me.
After charging the booster through drifting and starting off, I quickly caught up with the people I had fallen behind.
Still, maybe because of the difference in cars, they gradually pulled away, but I stayed consistently around 5th place.
[Oh he’s pretty good?]
[Could have been dangerous if he had a good car]
[Block the road you bastards! My money’s on the line!]
[F**k this is why we gamble, let’s go Daeju]
[Are these guys really betting money? The immersion is a bit intense?]
The decisive moment was slowly approaching, a section where the distance starts to widen.
Actually, it’s nothing special, just a part where the road narrows.
Eight people racing in this narrow section in individual mode?
People crash into each other, slip, it’s chaos. Because of this, sometimes the leader would intentionally stop here to cause accidents.
“I knew this would happen!”
Sure enough, the person in first place stopped briefly, and second and third place crashed into each other in succession, completely blocking one side of the road.
Everyone was using their boosters to drive fast so they couldn’t avoid it and stopped, but I had been saving my booster just in case.
And as soon as the accident happened, I quickly used my booster and caught up to race alongside first place.
[Ah f**k what are you doing!]
[I remembered that first place bastard’s nickname.]
[If Daeju gets in top 3, I’m writing a 2500-character roast about the first place b**ch]
***
(End of Chapter)
T/N:
- “Kartrider” (카트라이더) is a popular Korean racing game developed by Nexon, similar to Mario Kart.
