[Hey everyone, what if…]
I’ve got crazy muscle pain from working out, how would you feel if I took a break? lolol
[Comments]
– LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL oh lol turn it on quickly no joke I’m serious
– If you’re not going to stream at least unlock the door lock lolol
– Are you a streamer or an athlete lol don’t neglect your duties
ㄴ Streamer? lol more like st*ipper, this guy keeps doing se*x appeal to keep viewers from leaving lol
– You’re… really pissing me off, start streaming
– If you’re going to take a break for something like that, wouldn’t it be better to take a break forever?
***
“Can’t even make jokes anymore”
I stretched while looking at the reactions to the post I made on my phone.
The muscle pain from working out after a long time kept making me feel tired no matter how much I stretched. Almost enough to resent the bicycle.
Still, it felt like I had a healthy day for the first time in a while.
That’s why I wanted to spend today being as unhealthy and lazy as possible. Like a small gift to myself for trying to be healthy for once.
Checking the delivery tracking for the VR device, boyfriend look clothes, and lastly the completely useless skirt, it looked like they wouldn’t arrive until tomorrow. In other words, no content for today. I had no thoughts about gaming either.
Having spent my energy on exercise, I was completely listless today.
“In that sense, today will be a chatting session.”
[First]
[At least greet us when you come on, Master]
[fr lololol how dare you just say what you want]
[Do we look like di*ks to you?]
[We don’t have di*ks! Don’t treat us like di*ks!]
[Facts) True]
“I know…”
I just moved past the unnecessary shocking confession.
Actually, I had prepared a few chatting contents for times like today when there’s no content. Most of the ideas came from editor and the viewers, but if I’m the one doing it, it’s my idea.
That kind of mindset.
Maybe this is proof that I’m becoming a streamer.
“Our channel’s ban criteria are pretty lenient, right?”
[Is it?]
[For a male channel, yeah]
[Actually, you want these kinds of chats too, that’s why you let us be]
[Hehehe, you’re enjoying it too, aren’t you?]
[Oh no are you tightening the ban criteria? Please… anything but that…]
[Sorry sorry sorry]
“No, it’s not like that.”
I didn’t want these kinds of chats but couldn’t get rid of them either.
Sadly, the source of my popularity wasn’t my streaming skills but these toxic viewers’ chatting skills, and it was the same on YouTube too. Thanks to that, the editor always complained about being tired from having to edit things cleanly because of the yellow tags[1], but anyway.
I won’t be tightening the ban criteria.
But why did I bring this up –
“Let’s take a look at the people who got banned from my channel, and release those who were unfairly banned.”
[What did people have to do to get banned from your channel?]
[Are there even reasons to get banned besides di*k jokes? lolol]
[I am curious]
[But if you get banned you can just pay bail and get out lol I spent about 170,000 won that way lol]
[What kind of person are you really]
[Your dad~]
ㄴ [Has been forcibly removed.]
[???]
There were consistent viewers too.
Originally this was meant to be content about releasing people. Most of the banned people were active chatters and dedicated viewers after all.
Though they were detestable at the time, since the ban criteria were ambiguous, there might be people who deserved to feel wronged.
Honestly speaking frankly, if everyone chatting here typed like this in other channels they’d all just get banned, but in my channel since you can’t tell where the line is, there were cases where people crossed it without realizing.
Still, there were 120 detestable banned people.
When did it pile up this much? This happened even without me banning people directly, through banned words or the editor banning people.
If I rescue even half of the 120 viewers, my viewer count could increase by 60? Can’t pass this up.
“Now this person wrote a long letter saying she’s really sorry”
When I checked if she could leave messages like this separately after getting banned, I saw a long letter while trying to look at the chat history after the ban.
[The gist is sorry won’t do it again]
[All criminals say that lol]
[But my heart is softening… let’s forgive her]
[We need to see the chat history first before deciding]
I could feel the sincerity in writing the letter. Though it was typed, filling up the chat completely with apologies like this seems to show she’s reflecting, but.
<Want to grab Daeju’s weak wrist and drag him to a back alley and taste him like a dog oh lol you fucking bi*tch today you’re dead to me lolol *slap* DAEJU!>
<Daeju’s fingers probably taste like vanilla lol>
<The only cooking Daeju could really do well would be sushi since he just needs to put it on his body that would be a delicacy oh lolol why won’t you do naked sushi!>
“You… absolutely not….”
[Don’t need to soften your heart for this one lol]
[Was a crazy bi*tch lolol]
[Never release that fucker back into society lolol]
[Wow… seeing someone like this makes me think maybe I’m still normal…?]
My heart that had softened from the long letter apology hardened again after seeing the chat history.
While others were doing it as a concept, this one was real.
It was something beyond toxic. Honestly at this level, wouldn’t I get meaningful results if I reported it as cyber violence instead of just banning?
Somehow ended up having a public shaming session with the viewers before checking the next person.
<twelve se*x o’clock>
<one se*x o’clock>
<two se*x o’clock>
“What is this, every hour…”
[That’s… quite a unique alarm clock]
[Can’t resist a useful se*x parrot lolol]
[This level should be okay to release?]
[Since she’s not causing harm…]
[But we all know that’s addictive right? Let’s overlook it]
Thinking about it now, I don’t know why this even got banned.
Seems like she was banned in the early streaming days, I wonder if it bothered me back then.
Of course I released her.
The next one I couldn’t even understand the reason at all.
<Hello Daeju-nim~>
<Why did I get banned? ㅠㅠ>
“What… such an angel was in my channel, and I banned her?”
[Ban the fake pretender lolol]
[Maybe hello was a banned word? Haven’t seen anyone greet so politely in our channel;;;]
[True]
[Really suspicious]
Did I misclick and ban her?
My frustrating aim skills destroyed the only hope that was in our channel.
I immediately unbanned them but not sure if they’ll come back.
[That person will become like us after getting unbanned and chatting a few times anyway]
[lol I chat nicely in other channels too]
[fr I use honorifics well and don’t make se*x jokes]
“Then do that in my channel too”
I don’t even expect honorifics.
Thinking about these guys pretending to be normal in other channels made me want to capture and spread around “these are the people who chat like this.”
<Did you eat Daeju-nim? If not let’s go to Chanhee’s chicken feet>
<Chanhee’s chicken feet is delicious>
<Even if you can’t eat spicy food Chanhee’s chicken feet isn’t spicy>
“Ah~ this person?”
[What is this lolol advertising Chanhee’s chicken feet so much]
[Let’s just forgive her lolol]
[What if it wasn’t advertising but she really said it because it’s delicious?]
[Curious so I ordered chicken feet;;;]
[No places like this near my house]
I just released this one too.
If advertising was really her goal, she probably wouldn’t come back to advertise after getting unbanned, and who knows? She might become an advertiser?
I was generously releasing everyone except the ones who were toxic enough to give me goosebumps.
If they don’t reform, I can just ban them again. I decided to give them one more chance and watch them.
However, the problem was that there might be viewers who are considering whether to cross the line or not thinking they might get released again someday like this.
“Alright everyone, this content will only happen twice a year”
[fr? Ah I was thinking about crossing the line a bit lolol but I’ll hold back]
[Twice a year? Will this guy even stream for more than a year?]
[lololololol true he’ll probably be getting psychiatric treatment in about a year]
[Daeju stay healthy for a long time and take my se*x jokes~]
[Is this… twisted love…?]
At least they calmed down for now.
You might not believe it but these are calmed down chats.
The Great Release Day of Toxic People, one of the chatting contents, ended like this.
“Should we do some shopping now?”
[So you do spend money on things besides delivery food… big sis is touched ㅠㅠㅠ]
[ㅜㅜㅜㅜ]
[If it’s adult toys I know really well]
[Why do you know well?]
[I’d rather not tell you that.]
Next was, right, shopping.
Actually, since deciding to dress up, I searched not only for lotion but various clothes and perfumes and even mysterious hairstyles, but everything looked the same to my eyes and I couldn’t tell what was good, so I thought why not shop together during the stream.
Despite everything, most of my viewers are women,
They are women right? No, their writing style is completely like tough guys so sometimes I wonder if they’re men, but all the fans I’ve actually met were women, and the selfies occasionally posted on the board are clearly women.
Anyway, since I’m dressing up to look good to women.
I thought I should shop while asking for opinions from the viewers who are probably women.
At this time, not imagining what was about to happen…
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(End of Chapter)
T/N:
- The yellow tags mentioned refer to YouTube’s demonetization system where videos get “yellow dollar signs” for inappropriate content.
